cathy mcswaggin

BYE BITCHES

WELL IT’S TIME TO MOVE OUT:

I KNOW THIS WILL BE HARD:

BUT WE’VE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES:

BUT SERIOUSLY:

DON’T GET ME WRONG, RUNNING THIS HAS BEEN:

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SO FUN:

AND NOW FRESHMEN YEAR IS OVER:

BUT DON’T FREAK OUT:

I’LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR:

BECAUSE AFTER ALL:

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR MEAN GIRLS:

WHEN MY MOM HELPED ME MOVE OUT AND FOUND MY STASH

IT’S SEVEN MONTHS LATER AND OU STILL SUCKS

WHEN A GUY BUYS ME A DRINK

HE’S LIKE:

AND I’M LIKE:

SWIMMING

SOME PEOPLE:

ME:

WHEN WE DISCUSSED OUR SHITTIEST NIGHTS IN HARDIN

AND PEOPLE BROUGHT UP STORIES ABOUT ME:

WHEN PEOPLE RUN THROUGH THE CAFETERIA WHILE I’M STUDYING

WHEN I ACTUALLY CAN’T FUNCTION AT THIS POINT

WHEN I THINK ABOUT MY FRESHMEN YEAR GPA

WHEN I’VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 24+ HOURS